Barack Obama

texas5So the Huffington Post is reporting that Texas Gov. Rick Perry has his panties in a bunch because a black man is President he and other conservatives like himself don’t like Obama and Congress’s stance on some issues.

AUSTIN, Texas — Texas Gov. Rick Perry fired up an anti-tax “tea party” Wednesday with his stance against the federal government and for states’ rights as some in his U.S. flag-waving audience shouted, “Secede!”

An animated Perry told the crowd at Austin City Hall — one of three tea parties he was attending across the state — that officials in Washington have abandoned the country’s founding principles of limited government. He said the federal government is strangling Americans with taxation, spending and debt.

Perry repeated his running theme that Texas’ economy is in relatively good shape compared with other states and with the “federal budget mess.” Many in the crowd held signs deriding President Barack Obama and the $786 billion federal economic stimulus package.

Perry called his supporters patriots. Later, answering news reporters’ questions, Perry suggested Texans might at some point get so fed up they would want to secede from the union, though he said he sees no reason why Texas should do that.

“There’s a lot of different scenarios,” Perry said. “We’ve got a great union. There’s absolutely no reason to dissolve it. But if Washington continues to thumb their nose at the American people, you know, who knows what might come out of that. But Texas is a very unique place, and we’re a pretty independent lot to boot.”

Are we supposed to be scared or summin? Be out then. The only decent things in Texas are the city of Austin and my brother Wilson, both which can relocate easily. Honestly, like REAL TALK. What in the hell has Texas ever done for us? It brought us TWO President Bushes, them racist hillbillies who dragged that innocent black man with their car and killed him and that stupid Jessica Simpson and Beyonce. I mean really. I think the quality of life would be much better for this country, if the state and everything in it were to do how Bobby Brown did New Edition, throw the dueces and go solo. They’ll do all right in the beginning, but eventually they will come back beggin’ when their money is gone and they all strung out.


meghan_mccainI knew when this heifer was on The View and other silly shows talking about the devil bitch Ann Coulter and other uninteresting topics, she was up to something. Well I was right. The New York Observer reports that Hyperion is publishing Ms. McCain’s book and is writing her a 6-figure check for it–like she really needs it.

John McCain’s 24-year-old daughter Meghan has a book deal! Sources say Hyperion has prevailed over at least three other publishers in an auction that began earlier this week, following a round of meetings during which the in-your-face young conservative and the literary agent she shares with her father, Sterling Lord Literistic president Flip Brophy, discussed a number of possible approaches to the book with editors around town.

Several sources said the advance Ms. McCain will receive from Hyperion, which is owned by the Disney Company, is in the high six figures.

While we haven’t quite nailed down what Ms. McCain’s book will be about—no one at Hyperion nor Ms. Brophy returned calls this afternoon—if her recent columns for Tina Brown and Barry Diller’s Web site The Daily Beast are any indication, it will probably have something to do with the future of the Republican party, and how it must change to attract the votes of modern young people.

YAWN! Hey Meghan, why not give that money to the families whose loved-ones are fighting in the war that your senile father voted for. Honestly, don’t we have enough boring blonde women with nothing to say writing books nowadays? I am WAY more interested in reading a book from the other McCain daughter, the Indian one they treat like one of the kidnapped kids from The People Under The Stairs. That would be a page-turner.

images-1Disclaimer: I am late on this one for Pop Gumbo, but if you are Facebook friend of mine, you saw my status on this weeks ago.

So, I am sitting at home, chilling with a glass of wine, watching VH1 Soul, when this video comes on. I am “Ooooooh, this my club jam!” I see Hype’s name, I then see Jake’s face (I got slightly hyped cause I have a small gay crush on him), then Forest’s face (I am like OKAAY, I am digging this…) and then OPIE’S face flashes on the screen. SCREEEEEEEECH! What in the hell?

WHY? Someone tell me why? Ron, are you trying to get street cred? Your wife isn’t doing what she used to? You bored with your millions? Cause I just don’t get it.

When I think of vodka and Henney, I don’t think of a 50-year old balding man who was on Happy Days. STOP IT. I like my middle aged white men paying my rent with no strings attached doing what they normally do: play golf, take the fam to a Yankees games, drinking beer at the local pub or showing off their new John Deer. I mean what’s next? Tom Hanks poppin’ bottles with don’t like to bathe Jim Jones? Robert Deniro throwing money on Dolicia Bryant in a Weezy video? [Well since he likes black women, that might actually happen].

This Obama Effect HAS GOTTEN OUT OF CONTROL. White people, please read this carefully: We, the black people of the United States of America are elated that you voted for President Obama. Thank you. Thank for allowing 8 years of Bush’s UTTER fuck-ups talk you into voting for a black man–we know that for some of you it was difficult and we are eternally grateful for that sacrifice. But, when Obama talks about YES WE CAN all do it together, and WE DID, he sure as hell wasn’t talking about this. Somethings ARE NOT for you to participate in, ex. The Cha Cha slide at a wedding. Let it go, you really don’t want to be us, cause the minute you couldn’t catch a cab, wash your hair and go or were told “No,” you would be soooooooooooooo OVER it.

Watch the video here.

No, telling yo personal business is not just relegated to jump offs, gold diggers or people of color. Levi Johnston, aka Bristol Palin’s baby daddy, is on a MEDIA BLITZ to destroy the Palin name! Ok, Sarah already did that when charged all those clothes at Barney’s, told Katie that she could see Russia from her backyard and that embarrasment called a debate when Biden ripped her a new hole. Johnston was on Lacefront baby hair The Tyra Shrow the other day and CBS this morning complaining about how the Palins won’t let him see his son, Tripp, how they treated him badly after the election, why he and his wifey broke up and how they think his family is trashy.

Yo, you know that when the Palins are considered “snobby” and call someone PO’ WHITE TRASH, it’s official, Johnston’s parents must be first cousins or possibly half siblings.

Here he is, SNITCHIN’ and getting his story out there….I love a snitcher. I wouldn’t be surprised if the RNC put him up to this to make sure that hillbilly doesn’t run in 2012.

Click here to see his CBS interview–for whatever reason, the coding for the video isn’t working-sorry!

Hey numb nuts Levi, next time USE A CONDOM and you won’t have this problem. Not getting people pregnant = FREEDOM TO DO WHAT YOU WANT plus using rubbers reduces your risk of contracting an STD. Just think about it…

1101080519_400Well, the Messiah’s President Obama’s trip to Europe may have done more than give people more reason to talk about Michelle Obama’s arms, new relaxer or her rear–many of his disciples Americans believe that the Beatles-like response our President and his wife received means that once our dollar is worth more than a piece of chewed gum stuck to the bottom of someone’s shoe, we can go to Spain and perhaps not get lynched. reports:

A large majority, 79 percent, said people in other countries will have a more positive view of the United States because of Obama, while 19 percent said it would be more negative, according to the CNN/Opinion Research Corp. poll.

Asked whether Obama has accomplished anything on his trip, 16 percent said that he had accomplished a great deal, while 45 percent thought he had accomplished a fair amount during this trip that took him to a summit with European Union leaders in the Czech Republic, the Group of 20 meeting in England and the NATO summit in France.

“The American public seems to think that Obama‘s primary achievement on his trip so far was increasing good will rather than winning specific concessions from other countries,” said Keating Holland, CNN’s polling director.

I love to hear that people are not ready to throw my boo under a bus yet, but I am more interested in a survey from Europeans about how they feel about us–cause what we think really doesn’t matter, we are proven to be imbeciles. (Remember Cross Colors, both President Bushes and the Macarena?) I hope their feelings match ours, because if I ever travel abroad again, I really don’t want to tell people I am Canadian like I did in 2004 when I went to Paris. I kept getting yelled at for voting for Bush, when I tried to explain that I didn’t, so I just walked around saying “Ey” all the time humming “Oh Canada” under my breath. Not a good look.

I know I am late on this one, but ever since the Republican VP running-mate lying puppet mayor of 4, Sarah Palin came on the scene talking about sexism, defending putting something on Ebay deems her worthy of being Vice President of The United States of America and how Hillary Clinton paved the way for her or whatever the hell she said, I have been wondering where is Ms. Hill to debunk all the madness? I hope she doesn’t think that spectacle of a speech she gave at the DNC was enough.

I didn’t want to do this, but miss thang, I had to write you a letter.

Dear Hillary Clinton,

Look, I know that you’re mad that the coon Obama beat you at your own game. I know you are bitter. I would be too if I played every back handed trick and still lost. But where is the Hillary Clinton that I have grown to despise? The despicable, no morals do anything to win Hillary? The 3am phone call-scare you into votes Hillary? You think cause the primary is over, you don’t have anything else to lose? Well sweetie, let me put you up on game. You are losing the right to claim being the first.

If any woman should be in office either as President or Vice President, it should be you girlfriend! Think of all the things you had to put up with: Bill’s nasty horny-sleep with anything but the kitchen sink self, the whole Monica/semen on the dress, Bill’s fat fried chicken eating ass, being hated by almost everyone and being called a weak bitch for having a “stand by your man” mentality. And through that dark period, you were like the little engine that could, because you always had your eyes on the prize–to be back in The White House on your own terms as President or whatever so that you could really emasculate your husband.

And now, you are going to let some ignorant hillbilly who didn’t even know what the Vice President’s role was, a woman who has no opinion on the war, a woman whose biggest accomplishment is hiring her friends and being on the PTA, take WHAT RIGHTFULLY BELONGS TO YOU? You are going to let “that woman” slither through the cracks in the glass ceiling that your hard work, sacrifices and evilness created? Why are you not out in the streets yelling or pretending to cry or something?

Your silence isn’t sticking it to The Messiah Obama or the rest of his disciples supporters. You are playing yourself because if Obama loses, the Democratic party will be as broken as your face was on Super Tuesday.

So listen up diva, you have until Wednesday to stop hiding in your mansion, inhaling chocolate cheesecakes pretending the be the fifth The Golden Girl. I better see you on the campaign trail in bitch-mode telling Palin to keep your name and accomplishments out her mouth before you threaten to cut up her JC Penny’s and Sam’s Club charge cards.

This is not a game. People’s 401Ks are at stake.

Just try to look at this as an opportunity to further your own agenda–you are good at that.



UPDATE: Hill was spotted in Ohio campaigning for Obama, but made very little mention of Palin.

Chile, you have until Wednesday.


Hillary Clinton has come under fire for her remarks about not quitting the race by invoking the memory of RFK’s assassination. reports the following:

Earlier Friday afternoon, she told the editorial board of the Sioux Falls, South Dakota, Argus Leader that “My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California. I don’t understand it,” she said.”

When the the media GOT ON HER FOR THIS, she stated the following:

“Earlier today, I was discussing the Democratic primary history and in the course of that discussion mentioned the campaigns that both my husband and Sen. Kennedy waged in California in June in 1992 and 1968, and I was referencing those to make the point that we have had nominating primary contests that go into June. That’s an historic fact.”

“The Kennedys have been much on my mind in the last days because of Sen. [Edward] Kennedy, and I regret that if my referencing that moment of trauma for our entire nation and particularly for the Kennedy family was in any way offensive. I certainly had no intention of that whatsoever,”

Obama’s camp called the comments, “Unfortunate.”

Her and her “facts.”

So Hil, what was the historical significance of your statement? And how did it relate to your current situation? This is what I got from it: “I don’t know why people want me to quit, there is a chance that one of my racist hillbilly followers from the Appalachian states might go and bust a cap in Obama’s ass. And if that happens then YOU ARE ALL STUCK WITH ME!” God, she is as desperate as the woman in The Brothers who tried to kill Shemar Moore for breaking off their engagement.

She knew exactly what she was doing. Anytime a leader in the country challenged the status quo, they get offed: Lincoln, JKF, Malcolm and MLK. And she knows that black folks deep down are secretly scared that every time Obama gives a speech that someone is going to kill him. And now she is giving people ideas.

Hillary, if you don’t want to drop out of the race, that is your business. If you like being 20 million dollars in debt and being dogged out on every news station all-day long and having your own supporters state on record that you should drop out, then ride this out to see how far it might take you–sad in June when Obama is named the Presidential nominee. But keep the word “assassination” out your mouth when referring to anything about this election if you are not talking about the possibility of your own assassination. This is not a game.

It kills me how so many other feminists still don’t see through this nonsense. If I get one more generic e-mail from feminists groups demanding that we fight against the media’s role in sexist attacks against Clinton, I am going to vomit. I would like to see a woman president in my lifetime too, but not one who has to win an election by using undermining racist remarks and feelings of entitlement, riding off her husband’s coattails and just plain breaking the rules to make that happen.

An editor friend of mine told me that her former female boss said, “I have tried to be nice people (A LIE), but it doesn’t get you anywhere, that’s why you have to be a bitch. It’s what all the top editors do. Being a bitch gets you what you want.” Too bad this nut along with Clinton don’t realize that people only tolerate a bitch because they have to, but they never respect one.

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