So my boy Kenyon sent me an e-mail about a party next week and I didn’t quite understand why it was so funny, until I remembered who this dude was: Early 90s Reggae sensation Shabba Ranks! I thought he was dead. Man when the checks stop coming in.

This is so sad. Why is he performing at a party in Queens? Whose birthday is this? I mean this party could be packed–with old people of course, but nonetheless, I need to know know who is going to this and for what, did he have more than one song?

In case you don’t remember Shabba, here is a refresher. This was my jam in 7th grade.

Does anyone know what in the hell he is saying?

Here’s the “In Living Color” version.

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