Now, I am not to one to kick a gift horse in its mouth–I am very glad to have people reading this blog. I am gonna keep it real, I know that I do have some loyal readers like my brother Wilson, family members like my Uncle Tommie, friends, fellow bloggers and random people who stumbled across this on a whim and keep coming back. I want to thank you all of you.
But the majority of my readers are people who Google random shit and “poof” Pop Gumbo comes up. I will take what I can get. And I hope that my fabulousness and incredible wit will captivate you enough to become a regular.
Now with that being said, SOME OF YOU ARE GOOGLING SOME NASTY SHIT AND I AM GETTING WORRIED ABOUT THE STATE OF AMERICA! Today someone Googled “women who shit in people mouth” and my blog popped up! I HAVE NEVER WRITTEN ANYTHING ABOUT DEFECATING IN PEOPLE’S MOUTHS, ever. At least, I don’t recall.
What in the hell is going on? Who wants to see that? When I first moved to New York five years ago, I went to a vintage store on St. Mark’s and accidentally picked up a tee shirt with a picture of a woman shitting into a man’s mouth on the front. I damn near threw up, one because it was disgusting and two because the shirt cost $50.
Here are some other outrageous topics that people Googled:
sexual torture of a nigger [I WANNA KNOW WHO WROTE THIS ONE]
michelle obama ass
ugly face good body
vaginal cleanliness baby wipes?
america’s next hot porn star
You all are some nasty mofos, what is the deal with vaginas? I mean I have one-it’s alright, but it ain’t all that.
[Thanks Kenyon for the idea]