na-ap702_nypol_20080310213832.jpgBecause Eliot Spitzer couldn’t chalk it up like the majority of most American men and just sleep with his wife, we now have a new governor, David Patterson–the first African American and sight-impaired governor of New York state.

He seems like a stand up guy and he is wasting no time getting down to business. I hope this gig works out for him so that he can run for President in four years and piss off Gloria Steinem, Hillary Clinton and other “entitled” people who feel that it is their turn to rule the world.
I’m pretty sure Geraldine Ferraro will be on record for the Ann Arbor Daily saying some shit like, “This is affirmative action at its finest.”