Dear America,

Kanye, the king of contradictions–in one breath he is calling out homophobia in hip hop and in the other he is calling lesbian “dykes–is back with his new album “Graduation” due out 9/11. Remember, if he outsells whack a** 50 cent, Fiddy will retire from the industy for good. So please, buy a copy of the Louis Vuitton Don’s album as soon as it comes out or put one hold at iTunes, so we can finally put down “In Da Club” as you would a dying cat.