Remember when women wore clothes in videos? I know, you really gotta think way back, but here is an example of an empowering singer [prior to the plastic surgery and that little Superbowl incident] doing her thing.

This was my joint when I was in 5th grade. I had no idea what a “Pleasure Principle” was, all I knew is I yearned for my hair to lay like that and I needed to rock those Guess jeans at the next gym jam.

Man, Janet is a badass, correction, Janet was a badass, now she is just…Nevermind, just enjoy!